My 12 year old daughter has been here all week and refuses to sleep.
My wife broke her foot on Tuesday, and is driving me nuts because she hasn’t sit still in 40 years and now she’s being forced to. She can’t drive, can’t work, and won’t sleep.
I’m ready to punch a wall! I’m normally a loner who sleeps a lot. Now I can’t get away from people in my own house and sleep for more than an hour. It’s fucking 3am and no one is asleep except the dog. (I envy her).
The child goes home on Sunday, so that will help. But the wife might be laid up as much as 8-10 weeks if she needs surgery, something we won’t know for a few days yet.
I love the girls in my life. But right now I want to kill either them or myself. Any way to get some damn sleep…..
You can’t find breasts much more perfect than this.
There should be a 911 for lonely people. Like when you’re lonely you can dial 922 and then the operator will say “What’s your emergency?” and you’ll say “I have no friends” and then you’ll hear sirens and someone will arrive at your door with pizza and Lord of the Rings and then you can just hang out for a while.
That’s about right…
Prude - a woman who won’t fuck you
Dyke - a woman who won’t fuck you because you have a penis
Slut - a woman who fucks other people and not you
Tease - a woman who won’t fuck you even though she smiled at you
Feminist - a woman who won’t fuck you because she has, like, thoughts and stuff
I think it’s safe to categorize this as our first, NFL related, “must read” of 2014.
Hello. My name is Chris Kluwe, and for eight years I was the punter for the Minnesota Vikings. In May 2013, the Vikings released me from the team. At the time, quite a few people asked me if I thought it was because of my recent activism for same-sex marriage rights, and I was very careful in how I answered the question. My answer, verbatim, was always, “I honestly don’t know, because I’m not in those meetings with the coaches and administrative people.”
This is a true answer. I honestly don’t know if my activism was the reason I got fired.
However, I’m pretty confident it was.
And these coaches are now out of work. Karma’s a bitch.